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Simply Sena-sational. (A love poem)I have counted the votes, and you morons decided that you wanted me to publish the epic poem that won Fox News' Miss Suzanne Sena's heart. It's perhaps the finest work ever published in the history of the blogosphere. I say that humbly. The credit, of course, does not go to me. I am simply the vessel thru which Suzanne Sena's inspirational essence flows. (See how great that line is? It merely hints at what is to come.) I'll put this epic masterpice in the extended entry, so that you won't have to read it if this is of no interest to you. Don't let the fact that this will most likely be thought of by future generations as a work that is as important as "Beowulf" prejudice your decision. And now, for your voyeuristic pleasure, I present to you my masterpiece. How long did it take me to write it? A lifetime, my friends. A lifetime. UPDATE: They are trying to bury my masterpiece with lots of new posts, so I am bumping this one closer to the top. Humor me, or I'll publish Volume II. I remember the first time I saw her, She was hosting an entertainment section on But as I watched her light up my screen Electric Elegance. I remember my Dad. No, my Father was not Casey Casem. It's the moral that counts, really. Did you ever notice the tiny rainbows That's like Suzanne Sena's Speaking of Red Eye, Which brings me back to Suzanne. It turns out that she knows her rock and roll. So I said "The Beatles", known to you morons as "The White Album". Anyway, when we got home. That's older than me. Ah, Suzanne! Geez the Patriots are killing the Chargers. While I'm watching TV of course. After all he said "And in the end, Which doesn't really mean anything in the context of the reference. Tell it to Maya Angelou, suckas. That crap doesn't rhyme. Ahhh....Red Eye. But I disagree, Greedy Bastard. Suzanne No, I'm not stalling for time. Actually, that last paragraph was a lie. Suzanne, Suzanne I know a guy. Cholicy and ugly little bastard. And when those tears were running down his You may be wondering, But you know who would never be mean to a baby? And the blush in her cheeks, Sometimes free association is a bitch. Make no mistake tho. You know what else I want on the record? And for that, I will always be grateful. I just wanted to say that. For she will be my bride. I got ripped off though. So the sign read "uzanne ena + ack m." Which, in many ways, I guess I should be grateful though. There are rules, people. But my lovely Suzanne knows all the language rules. So, Miss Sena, as you can see. Of course as a resident blogger here at AoS HQ, I'm just saying. So if you find yourself needing a date, Would it be ok if I sent out a press release? Thus ends the poem that won me the enduring love and affection of Fox News' Miss Suzanne Sena. If you want an invite to our future wedding, please e-mail LauraW. She organized Aceapalooza, so I figure she can handle this. | Recent Comments
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